User:Elliot/Quotes
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"I BLAME MI MOTHER FOR MI POOR SEK LIFE. ALL SHE TOLD ME WAS 'THE MAN GOES ON TOP AND THE WOMAN UNDERNEATH.' FOR THREE JEARS MI HUSBAND AND I SLEPT IN BUNK BEDS."
–JOAN RIVERS
–JOAN RIVERS